Having a way with the ladies, some guys have it, some guys.. not so much. I don't think the rest of us need to worry too much about chumly here taking all the available action. Although, some chicks do fall for guys that make them laugh, so you never know.
When planning a terrorist attack, before hand it is normally a good idea to have a low profile. So to keep suspicions to a minimum our friend here disguises his voice when he goes to the wholesale shop to buy copious amounts to bleach. Genius!!
Cat Face is back and preparing for bonfire night festivities, that is until Face Cat turns up outside and is traumatised by an airbom repeater, forcing Cat Face to dispense some health and safety tips and some nuggest of wisdom! Silly Cat Face!
Do you have a tragic tush? A behind that's barely there? Well if you want to look like a porn star then you'll need an ass that you could rest a pint of beer on. Introducing the latest innovation in butt-padding technology; the Booty Pop!
Taking it's cue from the hugely popular and highly commendable music video for Make The Girl Dance - "Baby Baby Baby", this guitar hero 5 ad removes all the frenchness and replaces it with a fat dude eating a grilled cheese sammich. F#ck yeah!
When your friends pronounce things incorrectly is bound to get on your nerves but this is next level. There is no point in crying over spilled malk. So grab that gun and threaten suicide when you pals can't say or understand anything.
You remember the 90's don't you? That was when the only thing worse than wearing a mullet was being the guy who slammed face-first into the end of a ski jump at a family amusement park... while wearing a mullet.
Jeremy Clarkson heads out on to the Top Gear track for motoring's equivalent of the Ryder Cup as America's Corvette ZR1 takes on Europe's Audi R8 V10. What will prevail - the American's muscle, or the finesse of the European?
It's the return of the rather industrious (not to mention very well equipped) young lady with a talent for finding alternate uses for her holster. This time around she has fashioned a carry all. Whatever.. I just enjoy the glorious view!
It's the morning after the night before, and shock horror you can't remember very much. But hopefully the blanks in your memory are from good things and not kissing fat rotters and fights, it's a lottery but one that is worth playing!
George Lucas is looking a little grey these days...When Ewoks aren't making Star Wars spin-offs about monsters called Gorax they're getting up to mischief on daytime TV shows; drinking, moonwalking, fighting, dry-humping...the usual.
The best sound effect on this has to be the noise that Arnie makes in Commando, they get his strange war cries down to a t. Which in my opinion puts them into credit with the sound effect bank. So who cares about the other sounds they make?
Use oven mitts!!! Some blades, a mustache, some sunglasses, a ponytail and some sushi is all you need. Mr Rollerverse puts these ingredients together and shows us all how to have a great time. By the summer everyone will look like this, guaranteed.
The Porsche 911 Turbo and an ageing VW Beetle go head-to-head in an extraordinary one-mile drag race. Richard Hammond in the Porsche must cover the distance on the ground while the Beetle is dropped from a helicopter. Which will win? The Porsche or gravity?
Take one man with big breasticles and an afro worthy of song, add a loopstation, a mic and more talent than you could shake a rhythm stick at and what have you got? A catchy song and much more respect for obese beardy types! Hurrah!
If you are one who considers that drinking yourself into oblivion is an art form, then these guys are your masters. Lets just say these dudes really know how to throw back a few shots... quite literally!
Snuggies, if you don't get yourself one then you'll be the odd one out when you go down town. Just look how cool these people look and tell me you don't want to look as badass as they do? Plus you'll be nice and warm as well!
Part four of four. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May take 3 supercars - the Pagani Zonda, the Ferrari F430 & the Ford GT - to France's Millau Bridge in this epic supercar review challenge running over four high quality videos!
Welcome to the craziest idea ever dreamed up by a dumb-ass - This dude decides to film himself doing some difficult car manouvers while under the influence - It doesn't go quite to plan as an unexpected monster turns up - WTF ?
"What's that boy? Little Timmy's fallen down the well? LOL! what a douchebag, lemme get my camera phone and I'll be right there!". Who would have thought you could have so much fun with a dogs mouth? Actually don't answer that...
I like the Dukes Of Hazard as much as the next person but this does seem a little bit dangerous. But on the other hand this is pretty impressive and the guy driving was probably really enjoying himself, so who cares if you hit something or someone?
For all of you adrenaline junkies who can't seem to get extreme enough with their Extreme Sports, no worries, there is always someone eager to come up with a new fix. Although it isn't really that new, They've been at this in cartoons for years.
Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags? Who cares though really, if their foe saw this they'd probably run away screaming!
Could you be a fighter pilot if your wing buddies were an anthropomorphic toad, hare and falcon called Slippy, Peppy and Falco respectivel, with General Pepper barking orders at you? Maybe but you could do without Falco's sarcasm. LMAO.
She likes luring men into bed, tying them up and slowing peeling off their skin with a sharpened toe nail, probably. And she likes fur, that's what she uses to suffocate her prey. Hey, I'd take my chance with her. Fap.
Part three of four. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May take 3 supercars - the Pagani Zonda, the Ferrari F430 & the Ford GT - to France's Millau Bridge in this epic supercar review challenge running over four high quality videos!
Pipol collin me a pob. A pob by ebrywan at da pish marqet.' It's a good thing this has subtitles because I would be really struggling to work out what she was saying other wise. Genius parody of the Gingers Have Souls. LOL!!!
This is intense viewing, viewers that are pussies look away now. Sometimes life can be hard, things can get you down. 'What's the point?', you say. The existential angst is like a woodpecker hacking away at life's meaning...
In the case of 65 Year old trapeze artist Henry Rochatin, Life or death is all about balance. The Multiple World Record Holder shows his skills here by balancing himself atop a chair which overhangs a mountain Precipice. And that's just his warm up routine!
This kid may well set the worlds record for the most schoolyard beatings before first grade. I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee and as soon as those diapers come off.. It's atomic wedgie time!!.
I think she just said no, very loudly and for all the world to see. Chumly here went from being Romeo to a Rats Ass in one swift motion.. of her hand that is... across his humiliated face. Bring on plan B!
Part two of four. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May take 3 supercars - the Pagani Zonda, the Ferrari F430 & the Ford GT - to France's Millau Bridge in this epic supercar review challenge running over four high quality videos!
Sophie Merry's second dancing vid sees her busting her unique moves in much more scenic surrounds to the thumping beats of Justice's Phantom. What are you waiting for? Stick a giant mushroom on you head and get dancing!
Tokyo is a chaotic city that by all appearances seems to do everything at maximum speed, that concept is well illustrated in this turbo timed video clip. At least we think it's sped up, you never know, maybe that's really just Tokyo real time.
It's long been known that it would take a truly special man, the ultimate diplomat, to single handedly solve some of the world's greatest conflicts. Well Greatness is upon us in the form of Barak Obama. The man is truly a visionary!
St Maarten in the Netherlands Antilles has long been a tourist hotspot for many seeking fun in the sun, Maho Beach has become one of the must see destinations on the island, not for the beach but for the runway it's sitting on.
Life North of fourty does start to present certain challenges, most glaring among them would be how to catch the eye of the younger ladies. Time to start being a bit more clever about keeping up appearances dude.
Ricky Gervais steps up to the plate and singing Elmo an awesome lullaby to get him to sleep. Unfortunately Elmo hasn't heard of Gervais and is expecting Brad Pitt to show up and start singing to him, clearly Elmo doesn't follow the Golden Globes.
Part one of four. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May take 3 supercars - the Pagani Zonda, the Ferrari F430 & the Ford GT - to France's Millau Bridge in this epic supercar review challenge running over four high quality videos!
This woman is the Rosa Parks of illegal parking, the way things are these days it's only a matter of time bedore she has her very own reality show, that ought to be good for at least 3 or 4 seasons before people lose interest.
Thanks to a badly burnt man with bruised testicles in Scotland and a guy who set fire to his underwear on a plane from Amsterdam the rest of us will have to suffer the rigors of ludicrously over-the-top airport security. Damn you, terrorists!
This guy demonstrates the fastest way to get down a sand dune. Amazing. I'm pretty sure right after this there was a mad sprint by every girl there to rip that guys clothes off and bare his children. I wonder which lucky girl got there first.
Who put that stupid wooden telephone pylon there? Clearly someone with a funny side who knew amateur rally drivers with 15 year out of date cars would crash into it. Causing repetitive humor for all of the spectators near by.
Who knew that the head Nazi was into real-time strategy games, I suppose it bears many similarities with the strategies of war so it's not too much of a surprise, is it? The only advice I can give is, never get involved in a land war in Asia
He's back! The man with whose cries of emotional anguish sound like the mating call of a flamboyantly gay wookie is back and this time he's metal. WIth a soundtrack added by Metalinjection.net he actually sounds pretty damn awesome!
His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe.. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.. he lives vicariously, through himself.. He is The Most Interesting Man In The World. Stay thirsty my friends..
Talk about busting a nut, this can be nothing else but incredibly painful. Railsliding on a skateboard, fine, but railsliding using your family jewels, why would you? And to leap onto it like he does, thank God he can no longer procreate.
I love webcam wannabes, they are full of energy, but totally unaware of the perils of pulling off a perfect dirty-dance performance in the confines of their bedroom. It's things like this that separate the babes from the bruises - OUCH!
Some dude has trained his dog to dance the merengue with him. The crushing weight of one man's loneliness has a lot to answer for. I can't help but wonder which came first; getting the dog to dance with him or putting it in that dress...
Another episode of next gen gaming awesomeness, straight from the front lines. If this clip doesn't fill you with childlike joy and an all encompasing desire to play BF3 that borders on the psychotic then you're probably not watching it right.
A short film about the trials and tribulations of buying a can of tuna from the supermarket. Learn a lesson everyone and make sure this doesn't happen to you. She looks all innocent but everyone has a dark side and you don't want to be a sucker.
Sick of being a glum old goth with no friends and too much eyeliner on? Turn your life around with Richmond Avenal's newest business venture - an inspirational set of life changing instructional videos that will take you from Goth 2 Boss!
Follow these easy steps and you'll have more seagulls than you'll know what to do with. It's so easy that this little kid will explain it to you. Just make sure you don't forget to do step 6 or you'll look like a total douchebag.
Carl teachers Meatwad how to play Texas Hold Em but some how I don't think he is playing fair. But all is well because the money Carl wins is straight off the board of Foreclosure. Oh well better luck next time Carl you dirty dog.
First dates can be an awkward affair, in most cases neither party gets what they want out of it. But our suitor here has a great way to get past this. Just make sure you take a cheese burger with you next time you have a first date.
It would definitely be a lot easier to feel sorry for this skater if he didn't sound like a total pussy after the board hits him. He sounds like a little girl who has just scraped her knees. You might be unlucky pal but at least try and grow a pair.
Games often have glitches and bugs in them when they first come out but rarely are they as hilarious as this one - flying fat blokes. Swooping and diving and even flapping theur pudgey little arms as they go - so much fun to shoot!
She has been training for a while now and she thinks she can take the world record in nasal irrigation. She has had to specially modify her Neti pot so it can hold more lukewarm water to funnel in one nostril and out of the other. You go girl!
This is a great trick, especially if you're going to use it on parents. Just wait for dad to settle down on the sofa after a hard day's slog at the office, wait until he is truly relaxed and watching his favourite program, then BLAM! LOL.
I want you in my room, to spend the night falling off my pole. Innuendos aside this has all the ingredients of a perfect video. Her reaction to the FAIL is possibly the greatest ever. Remember girls secure the top of the pole to the ceiling!
Steve Jobs takes the floor and delivers his speech about his brand new futuristic gadget to a bunch of disinterested rebels and a scruffy nerf-herder. Just like everyone else they're fairly sceptical but will probably buy one anyway.
This is the real master edit from Way Of The Dragon where Bruce Lee takes on Chuck Norris. I knew these two had a connection but this is more than I was expecting. Maybe Bruce Lee died because he was so hot for Chuck Norris.....
The latest installment in Mankinds never ending quest to find out what will blow up in a microwave oven. This time around is a box of wine, it blowed up real good!.. seems like alcohol abuse to me though.
A touching tale of some sort of shaolin fighting monk and the cute little munchkin that he is training up as his apprentice. Will the apprentice become a monk? Will he ever get the fruit back? Will anybody spank the monkey? Watch and find out.
Mr. Chi City submitted his own description for this video, but it was too long and ridiculous. He did want you to know, Just for the record, and in case you don't get his drift here, he really, REALLY hates parking tickets.
Possibly one of the greatest things ever thought up. Slave Princess Leia at a car wash!!!!!!! Can you think of anyone else you would rather having cleaning your motor? And there isn't just one there is loads of them there. BONUS!
There are many disturbing things about this intro but mainly it's the sound when every punch lands. Is this the person that Jones from the Police academy movie series was based on? Because if it was he could have made all those noise himself.
This is crazy shite man, after you see this you may get a better understanding of just what the authorities are up against in their Counter-Terrorism efforts. Please note.. No actual watermellons were harmed in the making of this video.. Well ok, thats a lie.. nevermind.
After a hard days work what could be nicer than having a relaxing ciggie and playing your favorite song? The answer is nothing. But when your buddy has inserted a firecracker into your Marlboro Lite the relaxing sensation quickly evaporates.
When one has made a decision to kill a person, it will not do to think about doing it in a long, roundabout way. The Way of the Samurai is one of immediacy, and it is best to dash in headlong, even if it will be very difficult to succeed.
Louis CK is a man who lets nothing stand in the way of the truth, and so he embarks upon a mission to find out the pedo-demons bent on destroying this holy organisation, whose only wish is to worship at the altar of boy-ass.
Do you have tiny little E.T. legs that prevent you from enjoying concert performances? Never fear because the Gig Viewer is here! Using futuristic technology it will solve all of your midget woes with the awesome power of SCIENCE.
Starting off with the legendary Pong then working upwards through Pac-Man, Space Invaders, Mario on the Game Boy, Monkey Island, they're all here in this awesome mash-up of iconic games. It's pr0n for gamers, so get your pixel on & fap, fap!
Does your girlfriends poon look like a half eaten kebab? Well you need clitter to brighten it up! But if you go down there for a bit of a forage make sure you get all the glitter off your face because you will look like a bozo otherwise!
If you're a pilot there's nothing better than playing a prank pretending you've fainted, and death and the horror of a plane wreck is imminent. It's worth it, just to see you friend shit themselves, just like this.
It didn't really need a parody overdub to make it hilariously funny but just for good measure the Jabo0ody dubs guys have decided to give it one anyway, pointing out the obvious resemblance between the shake weight and a gentleman's goodies.
These guys' nuts are either made of steel or they stopped functioning a long time ago, probably when they first started doing this. Or maybe they're all hung like a G.I. Joe action figure, it must be something because no man could take this.
Everybody loves this song, even surrender-monkeys, so what better than to have it sung to you by a bunch of cute French school girls? What about if they lip synch it and do the whole thing in only one take!? What more could you ask for? One-Take-Tastic!
Geez, she sounds like a retarded game show buzzer that's got stuck, somebody stop her before she annoys us all to death with her buck-toothed stupidity! If this woman was my mother I'd fake my own death so I'd never have to see her again.
They might look like racing bikes but these two high octane beauties want nothing more than to come together in a loving embrace and express their mutual adoration through the medium of dance. Much to their respective riders annoyance.
A compilation of trampoline related self pwnage of epic proportions. It's hard to imagine what glorious outcome these guys were expecting when they left from the roof of their sheds onto their trampolines. Whatever it was, they failed.
In the old days hearing voices in your head that told you to take your penis out on the merry-go-round meant you were mad. These days it just means you're playing Halo with a few typical closeted fratboy Xbox 360 users. Enjoy.
Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of pure slut - It's a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it! Don't let them get into the water supply they could contaminate it.
Fighting the bad guys is usually a real pain, but if you've got the ability to pause time and you're a bit handy with automatic weaponry it can actually be lots of fun, very rewarding and it's a great way to stay in shape.
I really can't explain what the fuck is going on here. Naked men with light-saber emitting winged-rose genitalia fight-rape armed guards for reasons unknown. The Japanese, it's like the whole county's deep in some eternal ketamine binge!
If you thought that the double rainbow guy was an excitable little scamp you obviously haven't met these tornado loving Brooklyn bros yet. 10 points to Gryffindor if you can guess what drugs these excitable douchebags have been taking.
Charlie Brooker is the master of English dry wit and here it tears samey news stories a new asshole. Who knew comedy based around news could be so funny? Luckily for all you fun loving people out there Mr Brooker is here to stay so bring on the laughs.
Built To Shred host Jeff King and pro skater Chad Knight test the new iPad 64 Gig. They take it from the work shop to the field and answer the question we've all wondered about the new iPad...Will It Shred? See for yourself.