Two of the most beloved directors of all time clash in this musical remix of all of their finest moments. The gunplay, car boots opening, dead bodies, brilliant dialogue and general ultra violence is all here and as entertaining as ever!
A touching appeal from The Onion New Network by celebrity manchild Ben Stiller urging us all to have patience when dealing with a manchild. Remember people; you should never ever shake a manchild, no matter how angry they make you.
It's the new game that is sweeping the galaxy, for budding Jedi. It helps with learning control of the mind and body. It has caught on so quickly that there are already interstellar tournament, just look how good these guys have got.
I'm not going to lie this footage is pretty much what i dreamt of when it was about 18. Boozed up babes trying to do things that they find difficult, in fact i still dream about it now - Not much changes when you get older :)
Wow, Chatroulette's still going, huh? And it looks like all those naked dicks have learned how to play the guitar and serenade the ladies. Some good skills. Well their moves with the girls couldn't have got any worse, could they!
Putting absurdly out of context words to this scene is as popular as a cat made from bacon, & now in an intertextual, internet-culture eating itself kind of way, here's that Hitler scene re-subtitled about people re-subtitling that Hitler scene! LOL
It's the sure fire way to know whether they are faking it or not. Just watch the feet. To be honest I never knew that felines had the ability to orgasm, but now i know the truth I'll be driving my cat round the bend with it.
Ted and Jessica (Tom Konkle and Brittney Powell) "taking it to a new level" with their bedroom antics. Yes, they have introduced the camera. It seemed like a pretty good way to spicy it all up...but then, it is them after all, so have a look.
Someone was in the cheerleading squad, or at least wanted to be. But she'd have to give a better performance than this, otherwise she wouldn't last too long. Those cheerleaders are notorious for their perfection, I should know, I'm a pro.
You can tell that something is going to happen, right? Other than some dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? Well, you'll just have to wait and see.
Yo! Whad up mayne? Mr Chi is chilllin' wid his camera talkin' some shizzle about his bizzle in his home cizzle. Drinking some chilled Capri Sun like a badman and generally being down with every ting that's cool in this world of ours.
This sophisticated couple have decided to go out for dinner tonight and why the hell shouldn't they? Does it matter that they are a couple of canines? So long as their table matters are up to scratch they can have a table at the KB diner anytime.
Peek inside Gregor's gym of opulence. Where he pushes the limit with his muscle machine and solid gold fitness gear. Even his tiny giraffe must stay fit on the mini treadmill. This place is even better than Ivan Drago's gym, yo.
For the laydeez I like to smell my best, so I usually slap on a bit of London Gentleman or Blackbeard's Delight and if the moon is in Uranus then I'll go for broke and put on some Sex Panther. Rrrrr! Doogie Howser, M.D. likes Old Spice.
There you were thinking Ferris's day off was just about him having a great time but it's actually about a coming of age and him finding his feet in the Chicago community. Well that's what this trailer implies anyway.
Black Eyed Peas aren't exactly lyrical geniuses at the best of times but these kids just lowered the bar for them. Proving once again that any song about god is a load of old shite, these two earnestly sing about praising Jebus.
He might not have much money but he sure as hell can rhyme quickly, so maybe he'll make some money from that soon. But if he does then what the hell is he going to talk about? He will have done himself out of a job. Catch 20.20!
The Baleful One has had his celebrity sex video leaked. Shot in night mode in that familiar green light, I don't think it'll do any wonders for his image. It's definitely no 1 Night In Paris, maybe she could give him some lessons.
The Epic Meal Time guys have got all tough and moved things out of their kitchen. They are loose on the streets and taking over restaurants to cook up even more insane delights. Here they take an Indian restaurant by storm!
He might be in a wheelchair but he's still perfectly cpable of putting his foot up your ass. In this case, he's just doing a bit of shopping when a would-be robber turns up and before you can say handicapable he's choking the guy out. Hero.
Now there's something you don't see everyday. A plucky little dog manages to get on the pitch in the middle of an Australian rules football match. Not only that but he's determined to get the ball and nearly manages it too!
Gopher this, Gopher that, Gopher any f#cking Thing, Just let ole Billy show you how it be done!.. Man infomercials just aint the same without the legend around.
After some horrendous winter fail compilations we thought it was about time we left the pain and suffering, and showed some people getting away with it. To be honest some of these guys came very close to death. So watch out now!
Every single bone Seagal has broken in his on screen movie career. If you can guess how many then you will win and bromantic dinner with the man himself. So you had better guess it wrong. I forgot how cool he was in the 90's.
Why do all astronauts have to conduct important scientific research? Why can't some of them just have a good time? Oh wait, we found one who has the right idea.. what a blast this must be no?
Who'd have thought that certain lizards can walk on water. Maybe they are direct descendants of Jesus or some other kinds of religious squad. Lets just hope there are no big fish in that pond hungry for a quick snack?
Skating down a hill. Sounds easy enough, but when the road your going down is twistier than an M Night Shayalaman movie and when you're picking up this kind of speed it's all going to get a little more hectic. Don't try this at home, kids.
Everyone's favourite manufacturer of tiny little cars have made their own building projection in order to advertise their wares. Even just seeing those plastic racetracks is enough to fill me with misty-eyed nostalgia.
If you're going to cover a song, make sure it's one that you can sing. Unfortunately for this girl her timing is worse than a mid-coital fart and she's putting a H in the middle of Wayoh. Aside from that thought it's a tour de force.
Skating just got a lot more interesting. These two girls should get their own show, skateboarding, BMXing, mountain climbing, mud wrestling, Frenching each other, clam jousting. Beats watching a bunch of reality show non-entities.
Tony Jaa in his second noteworthy film and in one of the greatest fight sequences of all time. From the movie Protector (US title), this entire fight scene was filmed using a single camera, with no wires, no camera tricks and no cuts or edits.
Worms. An old skool game that is apparently a big hit with the stoner community. These creative souls have spent tireless hour creating levels, demolishing levels and giggling like schoolgirls over vent all the while. Behold, the fruits of their labor.
It's not just Rebecca Black that loves Friday's you know. Dimitri here loves them too. But he has been taking so many pills his time perception is all off, so it takes for this lady to tell him, and then he can lose his mind.
A second tantalising glimpse of Starkiller from the new Force Unleashed game. Even if this game is nothing more than a sandbox full of stormtroopers obediently lining up to die then it will be totally worth the money. Watch your back, Vader.
Has anyone else notice how Michael Bay's movies tend to follow a certain pattern? Just take a look at the Transformers films, Armageddon and Pearl Harbor and you might be able to see what we're talking about, or just watch this video.
David Attenborough eat your heart out. Whoever says that nature programs are boring has obviously never seen this. Welcome to the fascinating world of the voracious predator known to many as the 'Cougar'. Pray you never meet one!
It was bound to happen. Redubbing the Empire's dark destroyer is as popular as resubbing Hitler's rage scene from Downfall, so injecting a little of Charlie Sheen's inimitable tiger blood into the proceedings is a no brainer.
Hedgetrimmers are for girly men and lawnmowers on a stick are so last year. If you want to know how a real man trims his bush this season, there's only one man to ask - Steve McGranahan. You'll need a chainsaw and a length of rope...
There are only a few things more truly terrifying than religious television on this planet and my mind still cannot grasp the concept of electing to watch Jeebus TV, but then if more things like this happened live on air i would convert in a heartbeat.
The classic Michael Jackson track played on a double-bass guitar, and it sounds awesome. Laidback but with some funk, get down with your bad selves then get back up and ..
In a perfect world over the hills and far away this happens. The wife goes out for the night, so who's going to look after the messy, infantile one? A fine young hottie like this delicious honey. Maybe, one day this dream will come true.
It was obvious there was something going on with Brian Cox, there is no way someone could get as excited about physics as he does. Well now the truth is out, he's a god damn druggie. Well you would be too if you were from Manchester!
With nothing more complex than a loop station this street performer manages to conjure fat beats out of thin air. Seriously, he's like a musical magician. All that he asks in return is that you visit his flower fairy and buy yourself a CD.
A mashup of various Youtube musicians spliced together to create something that is so much more than the sum of it's parts. Comprised of 23 separate videos, Kutiman shows what a great resource Youtube can be to musicians.
If you think you're good at FPS games and you've never played Counter Strike I have some bad news for you. Still on a popularity par with MW2 and the decade old CS1.6 on Steam means that it was a high water mark in FPS gaming. Here's why.
Nothing sells a car like a half naked hottie sprawled over the bonnet. Subaru have used this basic premise and taken it in a slightly unusual direction. A larger direction. A nappy wearing direction. A big fat sumo chillin' on your car direction.
Freerunning is becoming more and more popular but these guys still manage to stay one step ahead. With an eye-pooping arsenal of sweet ass moves and an unquenchable desire to show off, they are the true embodiment of the sport.
Go Yasi! A great looking girl who can play the guitar, I think I've found my new band member even though I don't actually have a band. I can teach her to strum the purple banjo, if she can play that as well as she plays this, she's in!
This is the exact opposite of 'jumping to safety'. Sometimes when your vehicle is filling up with water fast you forget to realise that you might me jumping out of the frying pan into the fire - OMG!
Tim Ferriss; blogger, author and all round gentleman's lifestyle guru shares with us his most invaluable piece of advice yet. An easy way to de-shell a hard boiled egg. If only it was this easy to make and butter the soldiers eh Tim?
Spin the Wheel of Fortune, get a 450, drop some casual racism, lather, rinse, repeat. This guy might have been pipped to the post by Randy Marsh from Southpark, but it's still funny to see it happen, even if you have a sneaking feeling that its fake.
The moral dilemma to end all moral dilemmas; If someone puts a button in front of you that will kill one random person but reward you with a million dollars when pressed, how many times can you press it before he manages to stop you?
I feel for this moggy he just can't believe what he is seeing and lets be fair it is some shocking stuff. Only after years of therapy might this cat return to normalcy. But nothing is certain after witnessing something of this caliber.
Now here's something you don't see everyday, a camgirl dancing to the Trololo music. If you think she sounds uncannily like the guy who sang the original version then it's probably because she's eaten him. Om nom nom nom.
Dammit this is f#cking awesome, I need one right away! How did I ever survive without one, all I need next is a motorized table to go alongside me to put my beer and snacks on and I will never walk again. Part man, part armchair, all badass!!!
Ever wondered what Super Mario Bros would be like if Activision got their grubby mitts on it and gave it the full Call Of Duty treatment? Well wonder no more because FreddyW has already perfectly envisioned what it would be like. Enjoy.
We know this is for kids but it is so funny we just had to put it up. Not only that but it has the most hilarious array of 90's celebrities in too. If this doesn't cheer you up then you must be moments from suicide, so see ya!
Why Lord, WHHHHHY!? This proves that there is definitely no God, what kind of God would allow Glenn Beck to walk the earth like some sort of mad red-faced loon defecating utter sh#te from his gaping hole of a mouth, and allow others to die! LOL
This flight attendant rocks!, with this guy in charge people would probably put down those MP3 players and actually listen to those Pre-Flight announcement's that we all treat as nothing more than background noise.
Sent back through the space-time ether to destroy mankind's only hope of survival. And now forced to beg on the streets. But wait, he's got a giant machine gun and he seems to be attacking that Apple store? Hmm...
Singing your order at the drive through is nothing new but this is the first one where the waitress actually got the order right. I'm as impressed with her as I am with this guy for coming up with this song. But what are those gloves all about?
Me doth think the man protesteth too much! A word of advice for this poo poo obsessed pastor: Stay off the scat munching sites dude, and stop showing videos of men eating each other's shit at church. This is totally INSANE!
Time to laugh in the face of despair! Steve Miller of Divorce EZ put together an awesome ad, but he forgot add their ever-popular their slogan "Divorce EZ: For when you hate yourself as much as you hate your wife."
A woman in lingerie, slightly out of focus with a washed out color pallette, swaying around a bit while someone whispers meaningless platitudes into your ear. Product shot. Silly name. More whispering. Cut, print, make a small fortune.
Self appointed beauty gurus are ten-a-penny on youtube and the advice they give is questionable at best but the strangest thing about the whole beauty guru phenomenon is the fact that every single one starts videos the same way! Hey guys!
Victoria's Secret ads are always highly fap worthy but with this latest one they've completely outdone themselves. Using a model so slender that she makes Kate Moss look like an orca after a fast food binge they've really hit a new high.
This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!
OMG!!! It simply doesn't get any lamer than an acapella about God. Please someone put this delusional woman out of her misery. When I first heard Christian rock I thought that was the lame limit, but I was so wrong. Enjoy guys!!!
Dan Bull pens another of his brilliant ballads, this time tackling the decisive issue of stateside universal healthcare. If you're a republican and don't want to pay for healthcare for filthy mexicans please leave your rant in the comments below.
You thought it was just a regular day no different from any other but no it's your lucky day because you just found a copy of Microsoft Office 2007!!!! But as you bend down to claim your prize you hear the alarm sound and you crap your pants!
A gritty and insightful look at Britains newest underclass. A whole generation that are denied the right to work and are doomed to the lives of standing in the dole queue and firing out a continuous stream of offspring.
A bunch of soldiers in Afghanistan find their true vocation while creating their own version of the Lady GaGa Telephone music video. These two are obviously more talented and should swap jobs with the real Lady Gaga.
Ladies! You know what it's like, you wake up next to a man, you look around the room to see your clothes strewn about the place like you exploded or something, you get out of bed to get dressed and 'Argh!' he's wearing your panties! Noooo!
This cute(?) chick proves that with the right amount of manipulation you can get your parents to do ANYTHING for you! Sometimes you can take things waaay too far and make your mom & dad's life a living hell - OMG !
I can't wait for this production to hit Broadway, it's going to be a sensation. Forget that silly Spider-Man musical that U2 are behind, this is where it's at. I think someone should make a musical of the film Hostel. A nice, friendly musical.
The kaleidoscope is a toy of yesteryear that you would look though and see magical colors. It consisted of a arrangement of mirrors and that same idea has been set up here and in place of the colors have live animals. They can't get enough of it
ArcAttack performing a Tesla Coil version of Iron Man by Black? Sabbath. Sure, they might look like a cross between a medieval knight and the gimp from Pulp fiction, but they are electrically charged, utterly fearless and ready to rock!
This kid buys a brand new iPad at Best Buy, walks outside, and beats the hell out of it with a bat. Seriously dude, couldn't you have pounded on something worthless like a dial-up modem, a VHS player, or a Kindle?
A cop pulls over a redneck who is drinking whiskey whilst riding his law mower down to the bar. The hick tries to make a run for it but the law man wont stand for it and tases him. Who knows if this is real or not but it is hella funny anyway.
Ever wondered what it is that really drives people? What gets them motivated and what incentives will help them achieve greatness? I know, every single day, right? Well, watch this and learn everything you ever needed to know about motivation!
Sometimes life is waay stranger than fiction & sometimes reality is just plain WTF! Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke? What did I just watch? Who the hell are these people, and why are they playing Cardiff? I'm scared.
Hollywood had better watch it's step, releasing lame action films with actors from the 80's still trying to look tough. This is what it's all about. Jumping a jeep into a helicopter, then throwing a sword to chop off a guys arm, real shit!
Play along to all you favourite intros from all 180 episodes of everybody's favourite show about a guy called Seinfeld. Sure, most of the songs sound exactly the same but nobody levelled that criticism at Guitar Hero: Metallica...
The News autotuners are back again for a tenth time, making the news a little more musical. This time they cover stories about a turtle proof fence, the super bowl, jobs, jobs jobs and who's got the strongest ethics laws. LOL!!!
Take Star Trek, add a dash of Pat Robertson, throw in some random WTF and you have this. It's experimental with an emphasise on "mental". Be careful when watching as it may induce an acid flashback, even if you've never touched the stuff.
Ah, a robot girlfriend, I've always wanted one of those. All my "Weird Science" fantasies come to life. As long as she doesn't go all "blade runner" and start talking glittering attack ships off the shoulder of Harrison Ford. Jeez.
During a stopover in Germany, two American girls find themselves alone at night when their car breaks down in the woods. Searching for help, they are wooed into the clutches of a deranged retired surgeon who explains his mad scientific vision...
It's hard to tell whether this is a regular drug store with an amusing name or a shop that only sells drugs that focus in or around the buttock area. Either way the customers all seem to be pretty happy so the drugs must be good!
Sure it might sound silly in retrospect but we've all done it and before someone walks through that door and the illusion you've created crumbles to embarrasing dust before your eyes you really WERE a super powered cyborg fighter from the future.
Where he once had nuts, he now has driver and passenger-side airbags. At least he managed to take down the pole with his balls. I bet he wished he had balls of steel - OUCH!
Many things around the house can be used as a weapon, but a magazine is the last I would choose. But after this demonstration then I'll go for my copy of Penthouse every time i sense an intruder. "Take your chair. Now never do that again!"
Reggie Watts speaks his mind on life, love and material things in his new video. Can this really be described at a music video? Technically it is but it doesn't really have much musical value. Definitely funny listening to him though.
The title says it all really, but it's a compilation of the top 20 5 second movies from 5secondfilms.com. These are the greatest short videos to make you laugh. My favorite is Jon Worley with the Flipper Baby, this product doesn't mess around.
If you can figure out what the hell this accent is supposed to be then congratulations, you just won your googly-eyed self an internets. At first I actually thought this was dubbed, like one of the recent DJO videos!!!
Just another vision from Cyriak's subconscious: it's Worthing sea-front on the south coast of England being invaded by giant Teddy Bears. I knew the day would come, it was only a matter of time. I, for one, welcome our new stuffed toy overlords.
This a novel - as well as being ambitious and a little crazy - way of playing the Intel chime tune. Why settle for convention when you can launch some human cannonballs at a giant set of chimes, all you need is some willing daredevil participants
Japan has always been the home of the weird, but sometimes they really outdo themselves. This is one of those cases. In an advert for the Super Famicom, the obvious option was to go with a rap song and synchronised cosplay dance routine.
First it was the wheel, then penecillin, now someone has dicovered a shiny ponyta after only 25,968 encounters. It's hard to put into words just how ridiculous it is to put this level of effort and dedication in to something so utterly pointless.
You know if you did this in front of the whole school you would feel like the man. The king of school!!! It would be even better if it was an away game so you had broken their back board and you could go back to your school and still play.
Just about every person on the planet has seen the infamous "David After Dentist" video, but what about later in life when he goes back to have a wisdom tooth or two removed? Best guess is that it will look something like this. Is this real life?
A new acting school opens to teach students the art of being the unconventional, awkward lead. After finishing the course you will totally personify the mild mannered, socially awkward, guitar strumming perpetually teenage douche.
Ever seen a deaf chick dancing and lip synching? Well now you have and if you laughed, you're going straight to hell. It's a lot harder to lip sync to a song when you're deaf because you can't hear the lyrics in the first place...
Never stand in the way of a fat man and his burger. Well, you can, but you'll probably end up on the floor, rolling around like a couple of Spartan boy-bitches caught in a homoerotic clench. Fatty just got pwnd. America. Fuck yeah.
This dude pulls off deadliting 330 lbs. (150 KG.) and just as he should be basking in the glory of his epic achievment, he passes out and does a quality faceplant. Apparently re-arranging internal organs is not supposed to be part of the workout!
She might not look like she has skills, but this girl can kick your ass and give you a boner at the same time, and that's no mean feat. She's a World champion martial artist specializing in forms and tricking. She's also smoking hot, so enjoy.
This is most impressive on several different levels. Most people put only a tenth of this effort into putting themselves in the hospital. You've got to admire that kind of tenacity.
These guys can laugh at their friend for buttdialing them while getting it on with his girl, but this is clearly the only bootycall they're gonna be getting tonight. So really the laugh is on them because he is actually getting some nookie.
Quite possibly the cutest critters to ever walk the earth (albeit very slowly), these baby 2 and 3 toed sloths are the residents of the Aviaros del Caribe sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica - the world's only sloth orphanage.
Johnny McEntee shows us some awesome trick shots using his quarter back skills. Just wait till you see the shot he makes at the end. You have got to wonder how long it must have taken him, there's no way it was first go.
Hahaha!! This Panda knows exactly what he is doing as he escapes his pen at the zoo. He comes over to the keeper and does a cute roll over then, when the dopey keeper is looking the other way he bolts for the door. And he's gone!!!!
Possibly one of the greatest music video of all time. Gruesome, scary and awesome. Health are a noise rock band from LA and this video was directed by Eric Wareheim, I'm seriously going to be looking for work by these guys again.
This kid bets his friend 5 bucks that he can jump off a swing and over his friend while completing a full backflip. The dude on the ground won the but probably doesn't feel very happy about the win.
It's a strange day indeed when you are lost for words while watching a small Japanese man dancing in his underwear in his bedroom. I'm normally used to seeing cute girls in this predicament, but this is just too much for my braincell to handle.
Spock's head would explode if he had to watch an episode of Lost, it's so illogical I don't think he could even take a few minutes. So if he had to star in it he'd probably be dishing out Vulcan neck pinches left, right & centre.
With a record of tens of millions of hits all over the world, this is far and away the single greatest performing viral of all time. No signs of it's reach ever coming to an end at this point either.
Got to get one of of these, instead of inflicting pain on people you can give them an orgunsm! Although I do have my own personal orgasm gun that I keep down my pants...
Members of renegade Russian art group Voina showered Russian policewomen with passionate kisses in their latest stunt. The police babes don't take too kindly to it though and in some cases it gets pretty heated. That's hot!
Loud Chinese ad selling something that creates epic cleavage, sexy infomercial boob smushing crack. These types of ads seem to be showing all day on their own channel on Chinese TV mesmerizing men with repetitive boob related action
Two fire engines collide while racing to the scene of an emergency. All I can say is I am glad it was not my house they were rushing to save that day. Amazingly no firefighters were hurt badly in this insane accident
An interview with your average guy who is about to become an American Hero with probably the most important invention ever devised for mankind - Prepare to bow before him and worship your new god - AWESOME !
An ode to the absolute worst movie ever created and it's starring writer/director Tommy Wiseau. If you haven't seen the 2003 film The Room then you're missing out. After watching it you might not think that Avatar is all that bad...
She might not look like the king of pop first thing in the morning, but after she's brushed her teeth and got a few strips of stickytape on her mush she's a dead ringer! All she's missing is a sequined glove and a kid wearing a blanket!
A spectator gets slammed to the ground and trampled on after jumping the crash barrier to root on his favorite horse. He is luckily recovering with only minor head and chest injuries.
Stig drives the Audi AS1 and the Audi TT MTM Bimoto around the track. The AS1 is super-light and the Bimoto has two engines so they should both be very fast - but can either of the German cars beat the British Radical in the power lap times?
In an effort to tackle Volkswagen about their CO2 emissions policy, Greenpeace spoof their little Vader advertising campaign. Unfortunately the message is kinda lost along the way, but it still makes a cool advert.
What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!
More weirdness from the universal epicenter of the unusual as men in lycra jumpsuits shuffle around a maze beating each other with foam bats in a live-action homage to the classic videogame Pacman. God bless you Japan, stay crazy.
Real men don't eat salads. They only eat meat, the rarer the better and then they die of scurvy while laughing heartily and fornicating with multiple partners. If real men DID eat salads though this is how they would prepare them.
Some gameshows are outright brutal but there's never been one as unforgiving as this. Being on the receiving end of a watermelon that's travelling just under the speed of sound is one thing but being told to catch another with your face? Wow.
It's winter, the local expanse of water has frozen over, so you have to go and test it's strength by jumping on it, great idea dumb dumb. Seriously what do they think is going to happen? it is a recipe for lolage of the highest order.
To help cheer in the launch of the new season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on adultswim.co.uk they have given us this somewhat depraved clip of Meatwad and his new best friend Lance taking advantage of an unsuspecting officer of the law...
A hidden camera show that revels in douchebaggery. Nothing he does is in the least dit defensible and you find yourself rooting for him to get his ass kicked but at the same time it's almost impossible not to laugh at some of the stunts he pulls.
Even in the world of firefighting they have their elite athletes, those who can slide down a pole with the speed and grace of a ninja, who can run with a ladder like Michael Johnson stepping on clouds. These men are the best of the best of the best.
Trinity, Neo and the Agents are transformed by the magic of lego and too much spare time into an even more awesome and significantly blockier version of their former selves. You might wat to rewatch the agent's bullet dodge - it's amazing!
This is what the World Cup's all about. Not teams playing each other in the fair game of soccer. But their female fans fighting like cats. If only there was some jello they could've been rolling around in. And maybe take their clothes off too.
