Biatch Of A Ride!
It's a sunny day & what could be better than cruising around on your motorcycle.....WRONG! You forgot about the old lady behind you driving a big-ass Scion intent on delivering the wrath of god in your direction!
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Hawt Chick Tapes Herself
Sometimes you can be totally mislead by a video title to click without thinking! Sometimes you can make BIG mistakes acting irrationally - What is seen can NEVER be unseen!
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Adorable Arm-Candy!
Will there ever be too many gorgeous girls on the planet? If you answered yes to that question shame on your family, you may leave planet Earth now. If you answered no, then you're in for a treat. Feast your eyes upon these amateur cuties!
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How To Stalk Your Ex...
These are the perfect applications for you to see just what your ex-girlfriend is up to then just make sure you do the same thing, easy money really. Stalking has never been so easy!
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Webcam Wannabe Gets Busted!
It's the perfect example of irony - Daddies little girl gets busted.......By her daddy - They don't come much better than this. It's a times like this you realise that your parenting skillz to date have FAILED!!!
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Cheezeburger Cat Noms!
Sometimes having a meme as your hero can have some distinct advantages, food for example! Those dumb humans seem to get a laugh feeding me a cheeseburger and saying "Can i has cheezeburger" whilst i get to NOM!
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Snow Crushes A Building!
It may be great for making smowballs & snowmen, but the white stuff also has a dark side, Yep, guys, Mother Nature just sat her gigantic bottom on your building and collapsed it. And there ain't a thing you can do about it.
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Surprise Haircut on Girlfriend!
What a jerk-off! But she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.
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Shred This!
This cutie meets all the requirements needed to be in my band: she's female. Now to get her to one of my rehearsals in my bedroom, where no one wears any clothes. She'll be using that strumming hand, for sure
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Crazy Weird Skate Seat
Forget skateboards, they are so 2009. And BMX? Pffff! Lameoid. If you really want to show that you're more street than concrete. That you're so urban people lock their bike on your leg, then this object of extreme sitting will set you apart from the crowd.
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Camel Toe Cutie
Feeling down, need something to pick you up and make the world feel bright & shiny? There is nothing better than a good camel toe to brighten up your day. So if you're feeling a little low take a peek at this and you'll be right as rain!
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Have You Seen This Dog?
Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning
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How To Torture A French Bulldog!
A picture paints 10 billion words...."At first i was like GAZE....then i was like *drool*....but then i was like OM NOM NOM!" Same again tomorrow night!
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Best of Web 4
Not had enough time to check out the best of the interwebz because you've been too busy doing something meaningless and not worthwhile like holding down a job or spending time with your family? Yeah, it's tough, but that's why God made compilation YouTube videos so you could catch up with what you missed when you get some down time. Believe me when i say this one is a bit special…
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Worst Band Ever Butchers Pink Floyd
if your dad and his friends drunkenly climbed on stage and sang their liquored up version of Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb, it would probably be a godsend compared to this abomination from this bunch of vagabonds who are old enough to know better.
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Liquid Nitrogen And Fish
It's only cruel if the result isn't awesome, right? Lets just hope no one from any animal cruelty organisation sees this or this teacher will be out of a job. But then Hans Solo did pretty much the same thing, right?
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Driving FAIL
There's nothing like backing into a police car in your lovely convertible to really ruin your morning. But don't stop at doing it once, just keep going until smoke starts pouring from your vehicle and more police show up.
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Epic Parkour Fail Video
DAMN! He didn't even come close! Dude crumbled like he removed the wrong piece in Jenga or some thing...
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Bouncing Bewbs
Sometimes nature provides the most simple entertainment using the laws of gravity and the female form - It is so simple but SO effective. I bet that any heterosexual guy will be fixated on the screen the entire time this video is running.
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Non-Alcoholic Beer Goggles
So, the tagline from this sprite commercial translates to "Things may appear different up close". No idea what it has to do with sprite, but thanks for the night terrors, guys. You'll be receiving my psychiatrist bills shortly
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Clapping Music - Steve Reich
If you've never used Lee Marvin as a musical instrument, then you haven't really lived. Just take Angie Dickinson here, performing this minimalist masterpiece using Lee's body as a drum kit. Get Humphrey Bogart's noggin for a bongo and you'll fill stadiums.
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Ultimate Fighting Championship
Just be grateful either of these two aren't your girlfriend, because if they were, they'd kick your ass when you were sat in your underwear playing video games when you should've been fixing that leaking pipe and feeding the kids.
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Badminton Badass
You might think of Badminton as Tennis' effeminate sibling, where the ball has been made infinitely more fabulous with the addition of a few feathers, but it's actually pretty damn good to watch. Check this out. Proof!
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Machine Man
You'd think that in Japan everything would be super hi-tech, but that's not always the case. Apparently their subway ticket machines are just boxes with men trapped inside. No machinery at all!
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You Do Not F*** With Grey Poupon
Never mess with a British gentleman and his mustard! If this is the commercial that they actually aired, we probably would have bought the stuff. The Brits really will never change will they.
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Kittens Vs. Sock Ninjas
While you're out at work, earning a living you might think that your kittens are just at home messing your house up for the sake of it. But, little do you know that they're actually defending your socks from the evil sock ninjas who are out to destroy and, worse, mix up your sock collection. But Kitty ain't going out like that.
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The New Wilhelm Scream
Whether you know it or not you've heard the Wilhelm Scream, it's a running joke among filmmakers and pretty much everybody. But it's old news, so this YouTuber suggests a new Wilhelm Scream, the Goathelm.
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Gandhi vs Martin Luther King: Epic Rap Battle
Two total bosses from history go at each other in this latest epic rap battle, both peace lovers of the highest order & proponents of non-violent protest--but let see how the non-violence fares when they're going mano-a-mano & laying down some lyrics.
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Very Dirty Birthday Cake
Just because it's your birthday, doesn't mean people aren't going to play pranks on you by making your a cake shaped like a male member and then letting in squirt in your face--you won't find this cake in the cake store.
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Kate Moss & Rihanna by Mario Testino
The Barbadian musician and London model seem to be getting quite cosy in Mr Testino's video, almost kissing. Ewww! Don't they know they can get cooties that way! Regardless, Rihanna should dump Chris Brown and go out with Kate instead.
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Pizza Man Prank
If you think you've seen an elaborate pizza delivery guy prank, think again. These guys go to the trouble of transforming their house into the venue for some weird secret society meeting just for the pizza man.
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Reef Shark Swims Among Fish
"Look, guys, relax. I just want to hang out and chill. I mean, yeah, I am probably going to eat you, but that's way later."
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Scary Russian Crash
This is exactly the reason why it's not a good idea to put power lines next to roads, let alone big roads with car carriers going down them - The result is electrifying (see what i did there!?)
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Danny Hart -2011 UCI Downhill World Championship
It must be real uncomfortable (according to the commentator) for Danny when he has to sit down with balls that big, they must be the size of a baby elephant to be able to take on an insane course like this and not shit yourself with fear every time you're at the starting line. So watch and marvel at his championship winning run at Champery. It's TV commentary at it's absolute finest – and some pretty impressive racing skillz.
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The Fairer Sex
God's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect? Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.
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Incredible Kart Driving
If you thought Go-Karting was for just for kids, you'd better think again. It's where Senna started off and if this video is anything to go by it's hella fast. If that was me I'd need to pit stop for fresh underwear.
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Lingerie Football Girl Fail
This chick just learned out the hard way that the Philadelphia Passion Lingerie Football team is taking next season seriously. I reckom she's going to have to re-apply her make up and fix her hair after that.
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Bon Jovi - Living On a Prayer Goat Edition
You probably thought Bon Jovi's 80s power ballad classic couldn't get any better than it already is--how could you improve on such awesomeness? But you just have to look in the right places and then BAM! a whole new level opens up
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Bill Hicks – Positive Drug Story
Bill may be long gone, but it shows you how much society hasn't evolved when it comes to recreational drugs that this sketch from his live show Revelations still rings as true today as it did back then. In fact the day we do hear a positive drugs story on the news, is the day you better check the North Koreans haven't put LSD in the water supply because you most definitely will be hallucinating.
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Wondering If You Have an STD? There's an App for That.
Take a moment to imagine this scenario: You're at a club getting wasted with your friends, you head to the bathroom to relieve yourself when you make a disturbing discovery—it burns when you pee.
Fortunately, this particular club sells emergency STD test computer chips.
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Zen & The Art Of Self-Shooting
The pictures might be blurred, grainy, underlit and not at the best angles, but lets be honest here, we LOVE them all! The satisfaction of seeing a chick as she sees herself is something that cannot be missed!
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Graphical evolution of First Person Shooters: 1992-2012
How many hours and months of your life have you whiled away playing FPS over the years? Probably too many to want to recall, but those were good times spent taking down alien scum.or pretending you were James Bond. And here you can relive all of them as the graphical evolution of the FPS is traced from the nineties to the present. I hope they make a game of this video!?
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NASA | Fiery Looping Rain on the Sun
The sun erupts in many different ways, sometimes just a solar flare, some with an additional ejection of solar material called a coronal mass ejection, and some with complex moving structures in association with changes in magnetic field lines that loop up into the sun's atmosphere, the corona. The eruption in this vid has all three.
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Ski Fall
This is the absolute nightmare scenario when it comes to chain lifts. Well, maybe with the addition of an evil clown or two and his pants falling down just before he drops, but still. It's pretty bad...
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Lamborghini Show Off Fail
The need for speed comes at a VERY expensive price! The funny thing about Lamborghini owners is that most of them don't really have a clue on how to drive their cars well, especially in America.
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Butt Drums Are The Best Drums
These are a serious 'must-have', but a set of these would be awkward in your parents' garage. Well not for you but the girls might feel a little strange, especially when your parents come in
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Best Jerry Springer moment EVER
Tv just doesn't get much better than this. Seriously. It doesn't! – I'm pretty sure that i just just woke up my entire neighborhood a moment ago when i started to shout "HOLY SHIT" repeatedly – This guy is my new all-time hero!
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Peter Griffin Camel Tickle
Camels are usually pretty lame, prone to spitting, smelly and generally bad tempered. Unless of course the camel in question is doing a seriously awesome Peter Griffin impression, in which case it's the coolest animal ever.
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Oscar Mystery Solved: Why Jennifer Lawrence Tripped
So just what was it that made ms Lawrence take a tumble on her night of glory when she shouldn't been all graceful, but instead will be remembered for the woman who fell over when she went to collect her Oscar. Conan O'Brien gets to the bottom of it all
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What Would We Do Without Women?
Well, for a start we wouldn't be here because we need them to help the species keep on keeping on. But, that little note aside, we also need them to do silly stuff so we can look and laugh and think how endearing they are. Then go off and do something even dumber ourselves. Oh lol!
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Reasons Not to Buy an iPhone 5
If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.
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The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For the Crotch
Some men will stick their dick in anything, and this is the only fact evolution and police blotters agree on. The penis is a combination executive toy and override switch. Most men don't actually think with their dicks, because we're not sitcom characters, but we're aware of them in the same way an oil rig manager has to be aware of the drill -- whatever else they actually want to do with their life, that's what the hardware they're using was designed for.
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Coolest Pix Of 2012: Week 19
It's coolest pix of the week Friday. Week 19 saw French President Sarkozy become and ex-President as Hollande beat him by a 3% margin in the elections. It means Mrs. Sarkozy is free to pursue her career as Carla Bruni again. Other news includes the Super Moon, protest from here there and everywhere and Obamam finally sayig he supports gay marriage.
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Dana Hamm Shows Us Her License and Registration
You don't have to be a car geek to dig pictures of a hot babe and a bitchin' automobile. You might (like Girlwatcher) drive a generic dinged-up '96 Maxima, the kind of car that people break into for fun (as happened last week) but don't consider stealing.
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Delta Heavy - Get By
A music video that obviously owes a debt of inspiration to PES. visualization in the form of subbuteo, hungry hungry hippos, dominoes, playing cards and even Rubik's cubes. Awesome stuff.
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Bodybuilding FAIL!
Just remember, having pumped weights for all of 3 minutes you have to observee caution and watch out what you do with your new found strength - Sometimes it's best to get you mom to help avoid a potentially FAIL situation - LMAO!
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Noah Cover of 'Sexy and I Know It' by LMFAO
How do you improve on something that is already awesome? In any ordinary circumstance you just don't, awesome is as awesome does and it's best left alone. But no one told this kid that it wasn't possible, it seems like all the odds are against him. But some people surprise you. Totally AWESOME!
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Nintendo Special - Diekdomino
Get ready for a total nerd-gasm. A specially built domino track that celebrates a small fraction of the awesomeness that is Nintendo. From reacreations of iconic images to using Wiimotes as dominoes. Impressive stuff!
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Stars Favourite Swears
The stars of Scrubs along with a whole host of other celebrities tell us their favourite swearwords. Zach Braff goes into a little more detail than most though. His is at the end and well worth waiting for.
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What is your dog thinking?
If i know my dog it's "OM NOM NOM" 24/7 - But i am one of many dog lovers who make all kinds of inferences about how their pets feel about them, but no one has captured images of actual canine thought processes -- until now. Emory University researchers have developed a new methodology to scan the brains of alert dogs and explore the minds of the oldest domesticated species. The mind boggles. Maybe?
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The 5 Types of Jewish Characters in Sci-Fi Movies
The other day, I finally gave in to the Internet's demands and watched Joss Whedon's Firefly series. Good call, Internet. I enjoyed it, but that has nothing to do with this article. Y'see, although the show takes place in a different galaxy 500 years in the future, one episode still features a minor Jewish character.
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Nina Dobrev Uses Conan As Yoga Wall
If you're still feeling bad for Conan because of what happened with the Late Night Show years ago, you can officially stop now. This looks like he has the best job in the world.
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Kaki West Stays Loose
Last time we saw model Kaki West on this site she was breaking the balls of bad Tweeters and boastful storytellers. She's still opinionated, perhaps even more so now that she's a New Yorker, but that doesn't mean she's not noted for being pleasant and flexible. Extremely pleasant to look at, and flexible in that she stretches before working out in such a way that is....
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The 5 Most Horrifyingly Bad Mothers in the Animal Kingdom
Moms are heroes in any species. In many, they do not only the birthing and nursing, but also the hunting and fighting and protecting. And while human mothers certainly deserve all of the flowers and phone calls they get on Mother's Day, we dare say that there are other species where motherhood is an even more trying and/or terrifying ordeal. For instance ...
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Star Wars Yodalling
The one and only Yoda takes to yodelling, why he's never thought of doing this before is anyone guess. Even if he can't yodel for shit, then the alliteration alone of Yoda and yodel should've been enough for this Jedi mystic to take up this form of singing.
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Draw Something: Ignore Hitler
As if Draw Something wasn't tricky enough, this guy has given himself the added handicap of including history's most notorious super villain in every single doodle. Whether in the background of park of the solution, he's always there, scowling away
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Girl on Girl: Michelle Lewin and Jessica Vaugn
JANUARY 2012′s Playboy Venezuela cover girl Michelle Lewin is a fit Latin vixen I knew would please TSJ readers! This inkless beauty is the type you hope to meet on an exotic vacation to Venezuela! Be sure to check out her sexy web gallery and keep up with her on Facebook and Twitter!
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Unintended Acceleration
A Hyundai Sonata malfunctions and suddenly experiences an unintended acceleration speeding through a city until it crashes. Both the passenger and driver only suffered minor injuries.
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Dinosaur Vs. Toddler
Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!
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Lovely Lady Links
The 50 Hottest Women in the World and More. TSJ ROUNDS UP 10 OF THE HOTTEST LADY LINKS FROM SOME OF OUR FAVORITE SITES AROUND THE WEB.
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Steve Jobs The Lost Interview Trailer
In 1995, during the making of his TV series Triumph of the Nerds about the birth of the PC, Bob Cringely did a memorable hour-long interview with Steve Jobs. In it he comes across like a rebellious teenager, but still witty, outspoken and visionary.
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