Two of the most beloved directors of all time clash in this musical remix of all of their finest moments. The gunplay, car boots opening, dead bodies, brilliant dialogue and general ultra violence is all here and as entertaining as ever!
A touching appeal from The Onion New Network by celebrity manchild Ben Stiller urging us all to have patience when dealing with a manchild. Remember people; you should never ever shake a manchild, no matter how angry they make you.
It's the new game that is sweeping the galaxy, for budding Jedi. It helps with learning control of the mind and body. It has caught on so quickly that there are already interstellar tournament, just look how good these guys have got.
I'm not going to lie this footage is pretty much what i dreamt of when it was about 18. Boozed up babes trying to do things that they find difficult, in fact i still dream about it now - Not much changes when you get older :)
Wow, Chatroulette's still going, huh? And it looks like all those naked dicks have learned how to play the guitar and serenade the ladies. Some good skills. Well their moves with the girls couldn't have got any worse, could they!
Putting absurdly out of context words to this scene is as popular as a cat made from bacon, & now in an intertextual, internet-culture eating itself kind of way, here's that Hitler scene re-subtitled about people re-subtitling that Hitler scene! LOL
It's the sure fire way to know whether they are faking it or not. Just watch the feet. To be honest I never knew that felines had the ability to orgasm, but now i know the truth I'll be driving my cat round the bend with it.
Ted and Jessica (Tom Konkle and Brittney Powell) "taking it to a new level" with their bedroom antics. Yes, they have introduced the camera. It seemed like a pretty good way to spicy it all up...but then, it is them after all, so have a look.
Someone was in the cheerleading squad, or at least wanted to be. But she'd have to give a better performance than this, otherwise she wouldn't last too long. Those cheerleaders are notorious for their perfection, I should know, I'm a pro.
You can tell that something is going to happen, right? Other than some dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? Well, you'll just have to wait and see.
Yo! Whad up mayne? Mr Chi is chilllin' wid his camera talkin' some shizzle about his bizzle in his home cizzle. Drinking some chilled Capri Sun like a badman and generally being down with every ting that's cool in this world of ours.
This sophisticated couple have decided to go out for dinner tonight and why the hell shouldn't they? Does it matter that they are a couple of canines? So long as their table matters are up to scratch they can have a table at the KB diner anytime.
Peek inside Gregor's gym of opulence. Where he pushes the limit with his muscle machine and solid gold fitness gear. Even his tiny giraffe must stay fit on the mini treadmill. This place is even better than Ivan Drago's gym, yo.
For the laydeez I like to smell my best, so I usually slap on a bit of London Gentleman or Blackbeard's Delight and if the moon is in Uranus then I'll go for broke and put on some Sex Panther. Rrrrr! Doogie Howser, M.D. likes Old Spice.
This football loving fittie likes nothing more than having a little boogie in her room while cuddling up to the old pig skin. The pigtails are great and the outfit is hot, but the main thing I noticed was that she's a fan of the big pink pole...
Super sexy Carmen shows off her tiny thong and her massive rack stuffed into her Teddy Bear shirt in one of the most amazing cam girl videos we have seen in.. well at least an hour.. Fap-riffic!!
Now we're talking Hawt!.. Tayte has never looked sexier to my mind, than she does in this clip. I'm looking at this video and thinking that there is no place I would rather be right now, than right there. Gawd Damn that's fine!
Brunette teen dream Dawn shows you what she is made of in this saucy lingerie losing video. Take a look at those fishnet stockings with her stunning legs, they are sure to get your blood pumping nice and fast. Hot pants help out too!!
We wonder if the doctor in the song had these sort of coconuts in mind when he was prescribing a cure? We can't imagine he was, but these would certainly cure any ailment for me. Lost a limb? Show us some coconuts!
Slow n sexy is how Elise plays this one out, which only serves to give you ample time to take in all she has to offer, which is one hell of a great body. Some things just shouldn't be rushed!
Sexy blonde cam queen Jessejo shows off her sporting side in this webcam clip, which of course involves showing off her amazing body and sexy moves. Seems to me this is a sport that could catch on quickly, bring on the World Cup!
Holly Morgan is in lingerie. BOY HOWDY IS SHE. Even better is the fact that she doesn't keep it on for very long! We wonder why these foxy females spend so much cash on lingerie when all they wanna do is take it off. Seems like such a waste!
Now this is something special, a webcam clip that proves useful for something other than, well you know. Lita here provides some very interesting pointers, if nothing else it's umm.. entertaining, which is enough for us.
You'll know a lot of these famous lines from famous films, but you won't have heard them mixed together like this before. Put a beat behind it, and you have a megamix of cinematic history...."Bueller.....Bueller?"
If you're not creative these days then you are a total pile of shit!!! Or so it would seem. But we fail to see what exactly is very creative about filming extreme sports in HD then slowing them down. This French brand seem to disagree though.
SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE EMO RE: Back when an almost full-fledged soft rock medley was part of the normal preamble to my sitcom. Or the old waka-waka funk guitar riffs filtered in. Yeah that was cooltown.
When it comes to the birth of America, most of us are working from a stew of elementary school history lessons, Westerns and vague Thanksgiving mythology. And while it's not surprising those sources might biff a couple details, what's shocking is how much less interesting the version we learned was.
Sure, the Segway is alright, but this one wheeled electric scooter is far more cool and stylish. For short distance commuting this self-balancing electric scooter from RYNO Motors is a cool transportation solution. The RYNO scooter is meant to be a low speed urban transport. It's powered by dual DC motors and has a range of 35 miles and a max speed of 25MPH. WANT!
Coming out of a dead sleep normally leaves you wondering what the hell is going on, but this kid can still play the air drums better than you. Just look at his face, he's absolutely loving it when it kicks in.
A supercut of all the times that someone lands heavily on one foot, a knee and a hand. 9 times out of ten they will also look up menacingly and then proceed to punch someone in the face repeatedly.
The younger sister of actress Kate Mara, Rooney Mara made her acting debut in the low-budget fright flick Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005). After that, she appeared in movies like Friends (With Benefits) (2009) and Youth in Revolt (2010), and played the female lead in the horror remake A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010).
Babies, they always look so cute and innocent -- their inquisitive faces looking at their parents with a sense of wonder and intrigue. Well, at least that's how it looks to us, but no, actually they'll pitying us and the way we turn into mush when talking to them.
Does anything improve a hard day at work like hearing about a huge mistake that wasn't your fault? Maybe that's why we love telling you about things like tiny math errors that led to huge disasters and other minor mistakes that led to even bigger catastrophes.
Not the most original advertising idea but an impressive piece of street theater. It would have been improved with the addition of some ninjas and a herd of unicorn, but you can't have it all...
WHAT A PERFECT TIME for a Girl on Girl interview with Leanna Decker than the week her Cyber Girl of the Year is announced! This red head all natural beauty is the definition of the girl next door. You can see more of her on the Playboy Plus web galleries including, but not limited to her CGOW and CGOM pictorials!
Wanna see a feat of strength and awesomeness, then cast your eyes on this. Not sure how much this will help NFL prospect Justin Bethel at the draft tomorrow, but it can't hurt.
If you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants practicing this sacred ritual. It'll guarantee that part of your body will reach a higher plane of existence!
When all the crime in the city has be dealt with Batman goes to children's birthday parties as an entertainer. Well we say entertainer, the kids don't really understand the hard times he's been through, but one day the might get it.
There you were thinking Ferris's day off was just about him having a great time but it's actually about a coming of age and him finding his feet in the Chicago community. Well that's what this trailer implies anyway.
Black Eyed Peas aren't exactly lyrical geniuses at the best of times but these kids just lowered the bar for them. Proving once again that any song about god is a load of old shite, these two earnestly sing about praising Jebus.
He might not have much money but he sure as hell can rhyme quickly, so maybe he'll make some money from that soon. But if he does then what the hell is he going to talk about? He will have done himself out of a job. Catch 20.20!
The Baleful One has had his celebrity sex video leaked. Shot in night mode in that familiar green light, I don't think it'll do any wonders for his image. It's definitely no 1 Night In Paris, maybe she could give him some lessons.
The Epic Meal Time guys have got all tough and moved things out of their kitchen. They are loose on the streets and taking over restaurants to cook up even more insane delights. Here they take an Indian restaurant by storm!
He might be in a wheelchair but he's still perfectly cpable of putting his foot up your ass. In this case, he's just doing a bit of shopping when a would-be robber turns up and before you can say handicapable he's choking the guy out. Hero.
Now there's something you don't see everyday. A plucky little dog manages to get on the pitch in the middle of an Australian rules football match. Not only that but he's determined to get the ball and nearly manages it too!
Gopher this, Gopher that, Gopher any f#cking Thing, Just let ole Billy show you how it be done!.. Man infomercials just aint the same without the legend around.
After some horrendous winter fail compilations we thought it was about time we left the pain and suffering, and showed some people getting away with it. To be honest some of these guys came very close to death. So watch out now!
Every single bone Seagal has broken in his on screen movie career. If you can guess how many then you will win and bromantic dinner with the man himself. So you had better guess it wrong. I forgot how cool he was in the 90's.
Why do all astronauts have to conduct important scientific research? Why can't some of them just have a good time? Oh wait, we found one who has the right idea.. what a blast this must be no?
Who'd have thought that certain lizards can walk on water. Maybe they are direct descendants of Jesus or some other kinds of religious squad. Lets just hope there are no big fish in that pond hungry for a quick snack?
Skating down a hill. Sounds easy enough, but when the road your going down is twistier than an M Night Shayalaman movie and when you're picking up this kind of speed it's all going to get a little more hectic. Don't try this at home, kids.
Everyone's favourite manufacturer of tiny little cars have made their own building projection in order to advertise their wares. Even just seeing those plastic racetracks is enough to fill me with misty-eyed nostalgia.
If you're going to cover a song, make sure it's one that you can sing. Unfortunately for this girl her timing is worse than a mid-coital fart and she's putting a H in the middle of Wayoh. Aside from that thought it's a tour de force.
Skating just got a lot more interesting. These two girls should get their own show, skateboarding, BMXing, mountain climbing, mud wrestling, Frenching each other, clam jousting. Beats watching a bunch of reality show non-entities.
Let sensational JesseJo treat you to some quality time as a VIP in this little gem of a cam clip, and just think.. no door charge, not tips, just good dirty fun .. What a deal!
Cam Hottie Hayden kicks it out in this clip full force and gives us the front row view of her amazing body and equally impressive moves. Totally hoping for an encore!
This is one way to get a workout for your hips, I can certainly think of at least one other. And what a great angle, that would be one of the only benefits of being really small, the great views it would afford you in the summer time.
It has to be one of the most fantasized situations, getting it on with your secretary! Not that many of us are ever going to have one but if we did, applicants of this caliber are the only ones that would get a look in at the job. Damn son!
Uneffingbelievably hot blonde with a huge rack shakin' what she got.. thats the all out there straight to the point description to match the approach Ember Reigns takes in her videos. Just a killer hot chick who loves to let it rip!
EmilyRose gets her jiggle factor working full force and in your face letting you meet the girls. Imagine if you will, a world where you get to meet all the girls on hot chicks this way... Kind of similar to the way dogs greet each other but it smells much better.
Alyssa is as cute as a button. Small but perfectly formed. She even manages to maintain the cuteness while taking her clothes off, rubbing her boobs, and generally being a bit naughty. Well done Alyssa! Keep up the good work!
Jenna Nickol, which means Kayden Kross in English :), pulls down her tight grey dress and "Dances like nobodys watching" . Frankly speaking, I could watch this girl doing laundry and find it hot!
She certainly does seem a little more mature than your average school girl...... But who cares? Any woman in a school girl outfit is going to look hot, but when that woman is Heather Vandeven you know you are in for a special treat.
These are the sort of legs you need to get an elevator to ride to the top. Legs you could worship as though they were your altar and the camgirl was your religion. The sort of religion you can really start to have faith in.
Stig drives the Audi AS1 and the Audi TT MTM Bimoto around the track. The AS1 is super-light and the Bimoto has two engines so they should both be very fast - but can either of the German cars beat the British Radical in the power lap times?
Jeremy test drives the 174mph prototype Prodrive P2. Powered by some of the most sophisticated technology ever yet weighing about as much as an empty crisp packet, its so impressive it manages to make Jeremy vomit!
Amid the euphoria of England's rugby world cup win, The Stig gets behind the wheel of the Australian Holden Monaro. Can the 160mph supercar restore some Aussie pride and emerge victorious on the power lap board?
Jeremy pits Alfa's hot hatch against the Ford Focus RS and a VW Golf R32 out on the Top Gear track. It may be fast in a straight line and depreciate even faster, but who cares!
The Top Gear trio's attempt to make their one thousand pound Alfas look good come hilariously unstuck as they line up on a race track against some speedy, and frankly, much more reliable cars!
