Proof that films like The Big Lebowski, Kill Bill and Reservoir Dogs can be educational as well as awesome, here's a quick mashup of some of Hollywoods biggest and best stars practicing their alphabet. I bet Arnie still has difficulty gettin all 26...
This is so cute I must go do something evil now to try and shake off that warm fuzzy feeling I have washing over me, it's really quite alien to me.. frightening really.
Everybody loves Jackass, even my grandma, and now Skywalker and his gang give it a shot. Normally they are all serious, trying to fight the good fight but they take a little time out here and enjoy a little relaxation. But who wrote these reviews?
If you feel that Zombieland & The Walking Dead didn't give enough pointers on how to survive when the entire world has been overrun with shambling flesh hungry undead, here are a few pointers from some apocalypse wannabes.
If you've ever really wondered just what kind of forces are involved in getting a jumbo jet off the ground, this video will help give you an idea. Anything that can throw a truck away like a toy is some kickass powerful!
Party for one? If you find it difficult whiling away those long winter nights then maybe you should try this. Get trashed and smash up your bedroom. Might be good fun but you only have one bedroom so you had better do it right.
You know it's been a good month when there is over 6 minute of shockingly good fails. The cold weather must really help, people just can't stay away from danger with all that white stuff about. Better luck next month bozos
During a bull ride a rodeo clown has one job and that is to keep the bull away from the rider after he dismounts. Apparently the clown in this video failed to notice a second bull enter the ring
Simple and beautiful. All you need is a big elastic band, some cheese and some hot babes. Just as they are about to get the cheese into their mouths the elastic band snaps them back into reality with with enough force to send someone into space
Drinking to excess is an awesome part of modern life, but normally when you can't remember the end of a night out it normally didn't go well. The first person view of this guy getting home goes from bad to worse but in a hilarious way.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them maybe you can hire the A Team. Faceman, BA, Murdock and Hannibal get replaced with Han, Luke, Chewie and C3PO for what could be the best collaboration of all time.
You don't need a mega Hollywood style budget to do a captivating car chase, you just need some cardboard, and spray paint and you can make something as compelling as this. Oh yeah, and sound effects, those are integral.
With the economy on a bit of a downward turn cut backs have had to be made in all areas including the military. So welcome to the new range of weapons the army will be equip with to fight the Taliban and other foreign baddies.
Looks like a stoner has stopped smoking the chronic long enough to find out some facts, learn how to use after effects and make this animation. It is pretty informative though, and the drug laws have become a little biased.
Peter Muehlenberg's short fan-film adaptation of the dementedly brilliant Axe Cop webcomic is bang-on perfect. I love the blood-spurting dino-heads, and the "I'll chop your heads off!" battle cry is exactly as I heard it in my head.
So you like spiders, eh? I bet this makes you an arachnophobic? No? What about now? If there was ever a time to want a flame thrower then that time would be now> they wouldn't know what had hit them
She has just got back from high school and is feeling a little horny. So there is only one thing to do, strip off on the sofa and relieve some tension. Every time is see pigtails on a hot chick my blood starts pumping it's amazing!
Oh Shay please say you will come and play with me in the hay, and I'll will shout oh yay! The girl with the unbelievable body is back and she is still as stunning as ever. The question still poses though. How is she so slim and have such big cushions?
California girl Jelena Jensen is wearing a skin-tight leather ensemble, so it only makes sense that she pulls it off as quickly as possible to expose her fantastic 34DD breasts and hazel eyes... but mostly her breasts.
Now this is where it's at. Check out this bomb in a blue thong who doesn't waste any time in getting right to the point of it all. Showing off her incredible ass from the best possible point of view you could want. I like her style!
Oh my god she looks like Elizabeth Hurley one of the hottest English actresses to have ever lived. Mia kind of dresses like her too, in her saucy lingerie and gold jewelry. There is nothing better than dirty posh girls.
Why can't this be the Girl Next Door to me? I'd trade her out for bickering elderly Russian couples any day. To be honest though I would struggle to live next door to a chick this hot, it would drive me insane seeing her all the time.
Asstastic Pole Dancing Brunette Nukebomb Jessica want's to give her friend a special Happy Day wish, and we all get to have a happy day for her efforts. There is no limit to how much Jessica Klein we can handle watching.
The incredible Gina Lee and her hall of fame rack put on a typically blazing display of OMFG!! in this insanely hot video clip. You cannot watch this babe enough times to get bored of seeing her routine.
It may be great for making smowballs & snowmen, but the white stuff also has a dark side, Yep, guys, Mother Nature just sat her gigantic bottom on your building and collapsed it. And there ain't a thing you can do about it.
What a jerk-off! But she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.
This cutie meets all the requirements needed to be in my band: she's female. Now to get her to one of my rehearsals in my bedroom, where no one wears any clothes. She'll be using that strumming hand, for sure
Forget skateboards, they are so 2009. And BMX? Pffff! Lameoid. If you really want to show that you're more street than concrete. That you're so urban people lock their bike on your leg, then this object of extreme sitting will set you apart from the crowd.
Feeling down, need something to pick you up and make the world feel bright & shiny? There is nothing better than a good camel toe to brighten up your day. So if you're feeling a little low take a peek at this and you'll be right as rain!
Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning
A picture paints 10 billion words...."At first i was like GAZE....then i was like *drool*....but then i was like OM NOM NOM!" Same again tomorrow night!
Not had enough time to check out the best of the interwebz because you've been too busy doing something meaningless and not worthwhile like holding down a job or spending time with your family? Yeah, it's tough, but that's why God made compilation YouTube videos so you could catch up with what you missed when you get some down time. Believe me when i say this one is a bit special…
if your dad and his friends drunkenly climbed on stage and sang their liquored up version of Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb, it would probably be a godsend compared to this abomination from this bunch of vagabonds who are old enough to know better.
It's only cruel if the result isn't awesome, right? Lets just hope no one from any animal cruelty organisation sees this or this teacher will be out of a job. But then Hans Solo did pretty much the same thing, right?
There's nothing like backing into a police car in your lovely convertible to really ruin your morning. But don't stop at doing it once, just keep going until smoke starts pouring from your vehicle and more police show up.
Sometimes nature provides the most simple entertainment using the laws of gravity and the female form - It is so simple but SO effective. I bet that any heterosexual guy will be fixated on the screen the entire time this video is running.
So, the tagline from this sprite commercial translates to "Things may appear different up close". No idea what it has to do with sprite, but thanks for the night terrors, guys. You'll be receiving my psychiatrist bills shortly
If you've never used Lee Marvin as a musical instrument, then you haven't really lived. Just take Angie Dickinson here, performing this minimalist masterpiece using Lee's body as a drum kit. Get Humphrey Bogart's noggin for a bongo and you'll fill stadiums.
You could consider the title of this clip an oxymoron, or maybe leaders are just morons, I get confused. It's a little known fact that Dubya was a bit of an origami expert and paper was considered to by one of his only true friends. Sad really.
Well isn't this cute, the great white beast of the frozen wastelands playing with man's best friend. Ahhh. It's all good until that bear turns around and savages the dogs, or maybe I'm just being cynical. Those are some brave huskies.
Cool! this looks fun, all you need is an expendable Volvo 240, a bigass pile of snow and a place to play. It's a bit like a toboggan, but with a heater!
Yep, it's a big-ass snake, looking very cute all coiled up in a big cardboard box, i bet you wanna touch it, you DO, don't you. Trouble is it will try to eat you if you are dumb enough to offer it your hand! Still wanna pet it?
Gas prices are going up in American & people getting angry, so it's time for somebody to do something. A Gas Tank Gangbang Revolution Across America is started by two idiots as pay back for being raped by high gas prices at the pump. LMAO.
Jim gives us an insight into his personal life and some hilarious opinions on girls with low self esteem. Lets hope for his sake the girl of his dreams never see this because she might not stick around for too long. Extra funny though.
For those naysayers out there who think wrestling isn't real, it's time to open your eyes and see the truth. Not only are wrestlers highly competitive, skilled athletes, but they sometimes know hypnosis too. FACT. In before 'Fake & gay'.
A double-bladed sword just wasn't enough for this guy, he just had to go and add a taser into the mix too, insulated in rubber padding and wraped in electrical tape. So now, when his friends come round and they all get drunk, you know this is going to come out and be waved about. Total WANT!
If you dance they will come. This is the story of how one man's crazed dancing inspired others to come boogie with him on a hill, it's what festivals are for. Glastonbury revellers take note, you may need to do this to ward off the rain. LOL.
Meet Chas, putting himself on the line so you don't have to! Here he goes all Harvey Dent and has half his face and body altered by the powers of plastic surgery to turn him into Mr Bond himself, Daniel Craig, all in the name of making us lol.
Sometimes you just don't realise what a good thing you are onto - I would say she has done this just to bring her ugly ass boyfriend back down to size, because she is clearly out of his league.
You don't necessarily need 288 clocks to tell the time, but you do if you're creating a kinetic installation. Controlled by an iPad the clock's hands rotate to create waves and surges of lines as straight rows turn into rippling shapes that form words and images out of the hypnotic motion of the clock faces.
If you don't send this video to five people you will be doomed! We all know those chain emails that proclaim that you must send it to a million billion people or you will spontaneously combust, well this guy doesn't forward them on. LOL.
Seven days of intense labor to build it, eight weeks for the busted bones to heal. It's always great when you mix childhood imagination with adult worksmanship... well at least until somebody puts an eye out.
You would've thought that the only thing that can really go wrong when casting for an adult movie is the actor isn't wooden enough, but for this one that would be the least of their troubles--casting adult movies can be a dangerous game.
A tornado forms in front of this couple and the chick starts to go insane while the dude is completely calm with hardly no reaction. I guess he's secretly thinking that his this could finally put an end to the life-long pain he is destined to endure with
Nice clip featuring the very hot Valentina during a recent promo shoot. I bet it would be worth watching this babe doing the laundry so a photo shoot sounds like lottsa fun!
Erica Campbell's knockers are fantastic, the only thing missing is twenty lesbians to suck on them. But that would be a bit to explicit for us here at kontraband so you have been get you surf on and find that for yourself! Hubba hubba.
If you don't like this video then there is something seriously wrong with you. Not only is there a mega hot babe stripping off but the music is amazing too. Extended cover of Hotel California by The Eagles on the Piano. Awesome!
If you thought she looked good yesterday then today is going to blow your mind. Where has she been hiding? The internet didn't know it was born until she graced our screens. Now get rid of that smoke machine and we'll be sorted.
Dressed in striking red & with a face & body that countries would go to war for, this webcam wonderfulness really has got it all going on - Something tells me that if i she came around to my house and asked me to marry me, i might even say yes - WOW !
Outstanding webcam effort here from the Asian sensation known as Ling. This girl is never one for half hearted efforts with her videos, this one is no different.. very nice indeed!
Busty California-born brunette Jamie Lynn kicks off this clip wearing no more than a red mesh top and panties. Of course, those heaving D-cups can't stay holstered for long, and BOOM... out they come, much to the enjoyment of men everywhere.
I don't know how it happened but even with this hot naked blonde babe in the video I still managed to notice that totally crap piece of art on the wall behind her. Hopefully you guys wont have this trouble. Maybe I am gay after all!!
Part one of three. In one of their most ambitious challenges, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond attempt to race from Northern Canada to the North Pole, a 450-mile journey. The terrain in between is some of the toughest on earth, composed of mountains and jagged sea ice.
Part three of three. As the race reaches its climax, who has made it to the North Pole firstJeremy and James in their souped up pick-up truck or Richard Hammond on his sled pulled by huskies?
Part two of three. In this second part of their arctic expedition, the Top Gear boys must overcome freezing temperatures, unpredictable ice boulders and flaring tempers in their attempt to reach the North Pole.
Jeremy pits Alfa's hot hatch against the Ford Focus RS and a VW Golf R32 out on the Top Gear track. It may be fast in a straight line and depreciate even faster, but who cares!
