If you've read Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven, or just watched the third Treehouse Of Horror episode of The Simpsons this will seem familiar. Well, apart from the Waca Waca Waca bit. That's either a Pacman or Fozzie Bear reference.
They might be rubbish at sexing each other up but they make up for it with kick ass dance moves. A cynic might say that they're just having a scratch or stetching a bit, but that's just a cover. Nobody ever had a scratch that was this funky.
Tuning up cars is pretty lame in general, but if you tune it up so much that it just catches fire for no reason then you have made a serious error. These guys were too caught up with putting TVs in there than making sure the fuel cap was safe.
Richard Hammond visits Iceland to try being a passenger in a buggy which can drive on water. Brilliant car review and outdoor toy challenge from the smash hit BBC motoring show.
This has to be the single most annoying alarm clock ever. It's yammering away right into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a general pain-in-the-ass. Still at least when the cat wakes up he gets breakfast in bed!
The Lonely Island are back to fill your ears with more of their childish humour and profane rap lyrics. What better way to signal their triuimphant return than a hard hitting gangster rap about erectile dysfunction. Wait, what!?
PART TWO OF TWO: With the score at 2-1 to the Grosser, Jeremy Clarkson and James May take their cars to London for what seems like the easiest test ever. But trying to park a huge car in a tiny space isn't as simple as it seems!
It took him six years to complete this video. You can see him becoming older, more gray hairs and more defined stubble. Was it worth it? We say yes, although we don't know how much normal life he had to sacrifice to do all this.
This man has a voice like a try hard transexual and diction that makes me want to break down and cry. With laughter. God love him though, he's really trying and for that he deserves his fifteen minutes. Thankfully this video isn't 15 minutes long.
As parties go it's not exactly the easiest one to find but when you finally get there you'll be glad you did. The music's pumping and the crowds are jumping. Clearly the best party that's ever been throw at the ceter of the Earth.
Call me a old cynic if you like, but I'm not entirely convinced that this guy is an actual professor. But that doesn't take anything away from his impressive skill. Don't try this one at home, it should only be attempted by the Professor.
Cats are such awesome creatures but sometimes they can become obsessive. Ever wondered why single women with cats never manage to get boyfriends? Well all is explained here. They are one step away from crazy cat lady on the Simpson!
Remember that cheesy flick A league Of Their Own? ok this is definitely much better. Think one of the internets all time greatest webcam babes molesting a baseball bat.. yes, it is every bit as good as it sounds!
This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!
Fetish / Latex model extraordinair Bianca Beauchamp seems to have an unlimited imagination when it comes to finding new ways of making us drool on our shoes. Check out this sneak peek of her recent shoot - Inflated Rubber Room.. Awesome as always!
Very hot webcam babe Nina wants you to see her doing what she does best, which is to produce webcam videos that will have you staring in wonder at just how incredibly sexy she is... WoW
Wowzers Nikky here is absolute dynamite and only just about manages to cover herself up in this sheet. I like this new cam girl bed sheet technique, some how you feel like you have seen more of them than if she were just in a bikini. Damn!!
You'll never make me stay so take your weight off of me, I know your every move so won't you just let me be, I've been here times before but I was too blind to see that you seduce every man this time you won't seduce me! Shamoan!
Sexy EmilyRose goes for a spin on the pole for your viewing pleasure, and if this doesn't leave you thinking about how much you'd like to take a spin on her, well, I've got some bad news for you.
A totally cute accent and a perfect derrière she can be proud of, it's like a museum piece. It should be set in marble so future generations can marvel at its splendour. But let's hope the ravages of time don't destroy it too much.
Everything about this video is classic Playboy, The full blown set, the high production values, and of course most important, the absolutely smoking hot babe, in this case, Blonde Bombshell Juliette Frette.
This clip proves a theory we've had for some time now, cam babe Veronica is in fact so hot, she needs to periodically douse herself with water to avoid spontaneous combustion.. well ok, it just looks Really hot!
Lucky Michael, what the hell did he do to deserve this, he gets a thank you from this delightful lady and a dance dedicated to him. Something we'd all like to be on the receiving end of, as well as a lot else I can only imagine.
Naomi Watts has got the power! She first got a charge with Nicole Kidman, whom she met at a commercial casting call when the two were unknowns. While her Aussie girlfriend shot to fame first, Naomi's lissome form was soon to follow. She first rode to success in the Down Under soap Home and Away in 1991, then Mr Skin got a glimpse of Naomi down under in a full-frontal shower scene ...
Prepare to experience 'awesome' mixed with 'macho' and a huge side-order of envy. I just love the way this has been romantically shot with ample use of slow motion - Wonderful stuff!
There are all sorts of body types, aren't there? You've got your pear shaped, your curvaceous hourglass, you've got your boyish skinny, you've got your apple. Well now, it seems, women have had enough and are now renaming body shapes after famous artists. They are not a fruit! Is it April Fool's day already?
Movie titles don't tell you much. If all you had to go on was the name, you might think Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark was a blacksploitation sequel, American Graffiti was Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Exit Through the Gift Shop was a porn they had to shoot when the Radison Inn double booked.
In her June 8, 2009 Cyber Girl of the Week bio, Heather Jo Hughes told us she's not shy about approaching potential paramours. "I don't like to play games," she says. "If I want something, I'll go get it." This past April we wanted Heather back, and she was kind enough to oblige us with a sizzling Cyber Girl Xtra. There weren't many SFW pics, and the ones that were barely qualified as such, so brace yourself for this deliciously borderline gallery!
Golden-haired Aussie lassie Yvonne Strahovski says she changed the spelling of her very Polish surname, Strzechowski, to a phonetic variant to make it easier on fans. There was no need to make her exterior more palatable, however—with a face somewhere between Cameron Diaz and Elisha Cuthbert paired with a rock hard, athletic, yet buxom figure, no improvements could possibly be made.
House gets his harmonica out, so come gather round all ye children of the sun gods and sing the rallying cry of hope from the jaws of heroes "All we gotta do is ________" . It's a simple solution really, why did no one think of this before? Genius.
Do you find that you just can't go fast enough on your skis? Well what you need to do is strap a rocket pack to your back and fire it up. Then you'll be burning past all the other douchebags on piste. Has it really come to this?
Mexicans really love their pin-ups - Hell, every country loves their pin-ups so I say why restrict yourself to the best of one country? Love pin-ups the world over, it could be the dirty white dove of peace that unites us all !
This clip was made by an unhappily married man obviously carrying out his fantasy - Sometimes if you can't get what you want with your current partner, maybe it's time to try something drastic - LOL!
Look at the sea of twinkling lights shining like a reflection of the stars above. But what this doesn't show is the crippling, choking smog that strangles the breath out of the citizens of this great city. Other than that, don't all the people look like ants? If you could see them that is.
PART ONE OF TWO: Jeremy Clarkson and James May put their 1963 Grosser Mercedes and 1972 Rolls-Royce Corniche to the test in a series of challenges around the Top Gear circuit. Several days later and they still haven't managed to push them down the track
The closer we get to Portal 2's release date the more and more amusing videos valve produce for it. This one has to be the best so far. Not only does it explain how turrets hold so much ammo but it recommends using them to guard your baby. LOL!
Maybe if Arnie and his gang had had these some more of them might have survived. Hopefully this guy has got some patent on this technology and will make some serious cash off it. Sell it to the military just incase a predator does show up.
This is such classic slap stick what else is there to say? Not only is he taking a pee openly in the street, in day light, but he is so drunk that he can't even move his hands from doing up his flies to break his fall as he tumbles over this wall.
New betting opportunity! Which will win in a no holds barred fight? Man's best friend or the pigeon worrier? Place your bets now! Don't go all Peta on me, it's not a battle to the death, just a bit of slow motion animal boxing. FIGHT!
The Epic Meal Time guys are taking it back to the lumberjack days, with a quick trip up to Quebec for a bacon filled breakfast. They thought they were big eaters but lumberjack used to bosh this kind of thing everyday. Easy!
Mika Hakkinen trains Top Gear's very own Captain Slow, James May, how to drive at high speeds on a loose surface in Finland. Brilliant Formula One celebrity interview, motor race and racing tips video from BBC award winning motoring show, Top Gear
Back in the old days in rural Mongolia, before they had guns or drive thru restaurants they had to rely on the real life equivalent of Big Bird From Sesame Street to bring them their dinner. Right, who wanted the wolf burger and fries? Nom!
Aardman Animation, the guys behind Wallace and Gromit get their tweezers out and get busy creating the world's smallest stop-motion animation. With a main character so small she can ride a bumblebee it's all rather impressive!
Wow this has to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen, it also has to be one of the harshest. The thing is as it goes on it just gets better and better.
Apart from the fact that it sounds like a euphemism for something unspeakable that'd be listed on urban dictionary, tickling a camel is probably not a good idea. They are known for spitting, biting and they've always got the hump. boom tish.
Possibly the greatest cover of all time, this girl is sure to go far. Covering Feel Good Inc. by The Gorillaz isn't easy but she has called on all her skills to pull it off. Being deaf and slightly retarded definitely gives her the edge she needs.
They hunt for codes. That's what they do. Nobody knows why or what the codes are but who even cares anyway? With a fusion of futuristic technology and a post apocalyptic setting, rendered in beautiful 3d just sit back and enjoy the ride!
Super Hot Brunette Roxy shows off her incredible sensuality, not to mention killer good looks, in this very sexy webcam video.. A good time had by all guaranteed!
Now here's a pleasant way to celebrate the 20th anniversary issue of your magazine, Esquire did it in style by spending an afternoon with Ms Deeley frolicking about in a swimsuit. Win-win all round.
This is an awesome peek into a recent Bianca Beauchamp photo shoot entitled Layered Vixen. These teasers are very hot to be sure, but to really see what it's all about you need the full versions of these pics and videos. I have, believe me, you want.
Awesome Angelina has herself all dolled up in suit complete with hat, then proceeds to tease the living daylights out of us as she playfully peels bits of it off. What is it about babes wearing a suit jacket and not much else that's so sexy?
We don't often run webcam babes dancing around in their bedrooms, but I thought I would treat you to this one cos i really like her face....And the possibility that someone out there might, just might have her phone number....*SIGH
That's done it! I'm clearing my schedule and cancelling all plans for the remainder of the day. There is no point in trying to accomplish anything after having seen this video, there is just no way I will be able to think of anything else. WOW!!
Nothing short of incredible would be an apt description of this web cam video. Here you have two of the hottest cam girls around, together is one video with a kick ass soundtrack. Outstandingly Boobtastic!
No, not a crappy harrison Ford movie but a slither of a bikini, you could probably floss your teeth with it. It looks good on her, but it'd look even better lying on the floor of your bedroom while she performed some Austrian folk dancing
Richard Hammond visits Iceland to try being a passenger in a buggy which can drive on water. Brilliant car review and outdoor toy challenge from the smash hit BBC motoring show.
PART TWO OF TWO: With the score at 2-1 to the Grosser, Jeremy Clarkson and James May take their cars to London for what seems like the easiest test ever. But trying to park a huge car in a tiny space isn't as simple as it seems!
Mika Hakkinen trains Top Gear's very own Captain Slow, James May, how to drive at high speeds on a loose surface in Finland. Brilliant Formula One celebrity interview, motor race and racing tips video from BBC award winning motoring show, Top Gear
PART ONE OF TWO: Jeremy Clarkson and James May put their 1963 Grosser Mercedes and 1972 Rolls-Royce Corniche to the test in a series of challenges around the Top Gear circuit. Several days later and they still haven't managed to push them down the track
It's time to crack open the hammers as Jeremy, Richard and James May now go about repairing their teenager-friendly cars which have just been 'accidentally' overturned by a JCB! Contains behaviour which could be imitated.
Hammond and May are convinced that they can make a car fly up in the air on the back of a rocket AND land it safely on the ground. Watch here to find out if they successfully completed the challenge
